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Top Ten Disadvantages of Being Stuck on an Island

10.You're stuck on an island. (Lola the disgruntled Lizard)

9. After a while, you'll start to miss Hanson. (Clive)

8. None of the natives understand your jokes about Jerry Springer. (Crynos -13)

7. You'll miss all these incredibly witty top ten lists. (Emu)

6. Odds are, the only place to eat is a McDonald's. (DCBlank)

5. You know you're gonna wake up sometime. (Crynos -13)

4. You can't get "a three hour tour, a three hour tour" out of your head. (Lola the disgruntled Lizard)

3. Constantly being bothered for spare change by Castro. (Praxite)

2. Let's face it, your only friends are on this site, and Macguyzz won't accept "Send Help Now!!" to any list. (Nadroj)

In case you needed one, another reason for leaving that island of yours from its not cheating, its creative winning...

1. You only have 3 Starbucks to choose from.

Originally published: 05/23/1998

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