Top Ten Signs School is Almost Over

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10. Teachers are starting to give you more homework. (windbreaker)

9. Teachers aren't in drugstores buying Malox as much of the time. (DCBlank)

8. Your teacher gives you a research activity on how you could get to her vacation spot the fastest. (Cuba in hours)

7. Your getting to like the Cafiteria food. (shell)

6. Your 500 pound math teacher has been wearing his "special summer short shorts". (kowz go moo)

5. Your teachers have been heard to say "only 2 more weeks, must not kill them only two weeks left, must resist" (kowz go moo)

4. Macguyzz starts receiving more dumb responses per day.(Clive)

3. You get some crazy feeling it's going to blow up. (Psst... you didn't hear that from me.) (Nadroj)

2. The local beer distributor can be seen driving a brand-new BMW. (Monkey Wrench)

Hurry parents hide! School is almost ov--I'm trying to talk on the computer!!-- get Emu's response...

1. Now only four or five crazed murdering sprees per week.