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Top Ten Signs You Spend Too Much Time Submitting Top Ten Responses

10. You commit suicide when you can't think of the tenth embarassing food store experience. (ElCapitan)

9. You've added a second phone line so you can use parts of your conversations in your suggestions. (Vasitor)

8. Macguyzz has got you on his Christmas card list. (Nadroj)

Nadroj, yours should be there by December 20th.

7. After you submit your response, the next page says, "Enough." (brawnerman)

6. Let's face it, in 1998 so far, I've written "Nadroj" more often than I've used my real name. (Nadroj)

5. 10. What do you mean? 9. Are you talking about me? 8.We're trying to make statement aren't we? 7. Well, 6. maybe 5. you 4. have 3. a 2. point. 1. If I could tell you, I have to think of a great ending for this thing. (Bishop)

4. Your wife's lawyer faxed you the "Top Ten Reasons You'll be Paying Child Support". (Wyvern)

3. After getting back from the last Star Trek Convention, while arguing online about a slight flaw in episode 38 of the original Star Trek your Trekie friend called you obsessed. (kowz go moo)

2. You complain that someone gets the #1 spot leaving you with only #2-#9. (Outlaw 3)

This response from p.s.revenge needs no introduction, p.s. knows this feeling all too well...

1. Your butt has become permannently attached to your chair, your eyes can no longer focus on anything other than a computer screen, and your every waking thought is "just once, number one just once, that's all I ask is just once."

Originally published: 05/30/1998

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