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15. All those notches in the handle of his Magnum. (Wyvern)
14. The children at his "slumber" party have been "sleeping" for months. (MSG)
13. Ketchup stains don't turn a lovley dark brown color after a few hours. (Transposia)
12. He's got a room full of bombs and heavy artillery he claims "are for a school project". (Snooge)
11. As he leaves the house he says "Things to do, places to go, people to kill". (chase)
10. He sets a dozen extra-large Hefty garbage bags out for pickup. (Vasitor)
9. Your son has been gone for a week and the next thing you know he's on the cover of Newsweek with the headline "Kids Who kill Kids". (Doctor Colossus)
8. The voodoo dolls don't seem to go with her My Little Ponies. (Anonymous)
7. They walk in the door and you say their name and they reply with " you didn't see me do it: you can't prove anything!!!" (nz3)
6. He starts hallucinating and screaming "It wasn't me, I'm innocent" every time he picks up a knife at the dinner table. (Ashleigh)
5. Your inlaws start sending better Christmas presents. (Gilbert)
4. They insist on buying gloves that don't fit. (SKITMAKER)
3. You've given him a name like "Kip Kinkel". (Snooge)
2. He doesn't make the list and for some reason after that, this page isn't updated. (Nadroj)
And from Cheeto, your kid might be killing people if...
1. Dinner has never tasted so good.
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