Top Ten Signs Your Boss is Out to Get You

Old Top Ten Lists | Old Randomly Thinking | Old Good Bad Worse

10. You find razor blades in your coffee. (cheesmonky@aol.com)

9. Threats to you always seem to be coming from extention 209. (macz)

8. Each day your security clearance "mysteriously" goes down a level. (cheesmonky@aol.com)

7. They follow you around the office with a knife. (JusÜice)

6. They keep refering to you as "the one I'm out to get". (Thomas Palsson)

5. They fax you a bomb with your assignment sheet.

4. Tire damage strips line your parking space each day you arrive at work. (cheesmonky@aol.com)

3. They fire you for being 30 seconds late. (b-rad)

2. They get wild eyed whenever he has a letter opener in his hand. (no name given)

Professor comes knows their boss doesn't like them and they come up with the numero uno reason that your boss doesn't like you...

1. The tickets for your next business trip are labled "Flight 800"