Top Ten Embarassing Things to Do at a National Monument

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10. Accidentally saying aloud: "Mrs. Washington must have been one happy lady!" ($^%)

9. Mistaking the Lincoln memorial for the Bob Vila memorial. (Nadroj)

8. Talking to the monuments out loud and when people start staring at you say the statue doesn't like them and wants them to leave. (skliive)

7. Exclaiming "Hey! Its that dead guy!" (BadElf)

6. Ask the Park Ranger "Where is Nixon's memorial?" (BadElf)

5. Screaming "Macully Culkin is my hero!"... Actually it wouldbe embarassing to say that anywhere. (magnus)

4. Spraypainting "Yankees Rule" on George Washington's forehead. (Chris)

3. Saying outloud "Ya know, if I built a condo over there I could watch Old Faithful from my terrace." (BadElf)

2. Putting out the Statue of Liberty's torch. (Anonymous)

This is pretty embarassing, luckily Nadroj did it only twice...

1. Mistaking the presidents on Mount Rushmore for Hanson.